Chocolate Fruit Salad Pie

I entirely blame the Food Network Challenge series for my rude foodie awakening. I specifically remember watching the Best Chocolate Chip Cookie Contest three years back knowing the recipe I've crafted over many, many years could at least be a contender.  Over the past year I've entered some recipe contests yielding precisely zero wins.  (Oh, the promise my Portobello Parmesan with a Quick Caponata had!) After watching Orlando Food Writer and Recipe Developer Dawn Viola win the professional category at The 2009 Great American Pie Festival for the APC (American Pie Council) National Pie Championships, I went pie crazy this year.

I'm a newbie to recipe contests no doubt, but I wanted to wow judges with a traditional American dessert elevated to pie deliciousness. Preparing my Chocolate Fruit Salad Pie about 1o times prior to the contest, I needed to be sure the ONE pie entered in the 2010 APC National Pie Champions was my best. I thought the flavors of chocolate, almond, and the fruit salad of apples, peaches, and strawberries were a bit complex but still super familiar to any American pie lover. I thought the thick, fudgy pie crust made mostly of almond meal would score huge points for taste and creativity. And finally, I thought my coconut chocolate chip cookie crumble topping was the metaphorical cherry on top of this pie sundae.

Apparently though, I thought wrong. The one slice judges of the Fruit/Berry Pies category sampled pulled me no ribbons nor even an honorable mention nod. In the ninth grade I was All County Honorable Mention DH, or designated hitter for high school varsity softball. After coming back from ACL reconstructive knee surgery to make the varsity squad, I was athletically validated at fifteen for being mildly good at hitting a softball with a bat. Thanks one year of grueling physical therapy and a DonJoy knee brace which gave birth to the RoboCop nickname! Still, when a total loss is at hand an Honorable Mention looks like the little sister to the brass ring-pretty damn good. Except the APC National Pie Championships doesn't even have an Honorable Mention. In the sadness of defeat, I fantasized this contest did for my own bruised ego's benefit.

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The slice of defeat.

It was clear at the Amateur Awards Ceremony a handful of seasoned pie competitors have this pie game down and took home the goods (over and over again) to prove it. I did make some sweet friends though while anxiously awaiting the announcement of the winners. Four lovely older women whom were judges earlier that day happened to sit next to and behind me during the awards. More than mature, these broads were down right hilarious snidely or kindly remarking their opinions of each competitor and their pie entries just amongst us girls. In addition to the laughs and the jeers they also imparted some great contest intelligence to me. My Chocolate Fruit Salad Pie would have done better in the Open category rather than the Fruit/Berry category I entered in. The new, creative pie on the block will bow down to the almighty blue, cherry, and raspberry pies.

Still, the contest and The Great American Pie Festival was a superb way to spend a pre-summer Saturday in Celebration, FL. This was my first time to Celebration and being an Orlando-ite for ten years I've heard all the rumors about the town that Disney built. Like, "a priest being asked to pack up and move out after placing a plastic pink flamingo on this lawn violating some home owner agreement," is  just my favorite of the absurd Pleasantville-esque myths about this place. Yet there were retirees asleep in their rocking chairs on front porches and sons and dads fishing together in the pristine man made streams on Water Street. I'm sure this community has its problems too (like spoiled wealthy children with fast cars), but you really couldn't know it by spending the day in this 100% fidelity of reality, virtually.

The Great American Pie Festival offered lots of vendors, great activities for kids, carnival games and ride attractions, and the almighty Pie Buffet. The 'Thanks for Participating' condolence prize for all pie enter-ers was an Emile Henry ceramic pie plate-which I totally love-and the admission tickets to the Pie Buffe-which I used to totally ease the nerves of competition. A time as good as pie was had by all, except for I suspect the poor chaps working PR in The Pillsbury Doughboy and The California Raisin mascot costumes in the 90F+ sweltering heat. I hope they were paid time-and-a-half for enduring extreme conditions. Mascot abuse aside, enjoy some of the Kodak highlight moments of The Great American Pie Festival before the big reveal of the 'Thanks for playing!" Chocolate Fruit Salad Pie Recipe.

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In Memory of the Fallen Soliders that never made it to the judges' table.

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And on the 11th Day, the Lord said, "Let there be pie!"

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This Chocolate Cream Pie with Chocolate Curls needed a close-up.

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Dawn Viola, 2009 Professional Pie Champ, baking a few entries for the crowd.

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The lovey ladies of Retro Revival handmade aprons. I purchased the skirt 'Beat It' apron.

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Fun with Pie and Sundae Decorating Demos.

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Pie hat? Pie hat.

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Are two hands even enough at a Pie Buffet?

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Becoming more and more of a raisin in the hot Florida sun.

Chocolate Fruit Salad Pie Recipe Category: Fruit/Berry

Crust:

  • 4 graham crackers
  • 1 1/4 cup almond meal flour
  • 2 tbl cocoa powder + 2 tbl. for dusting
  • 1/2 cup cup sugar
  • 2 tbl flour
  • 2  large egg whites
  • 1/2 tsp almond extract
  • Crisco Butter Flavored Cooking Spray

Filling:

  • 1/2 cup white sugar
  • 1/4 cup light brown sugar
  • 3 medium ripe apples; washed, dried, peeled, core removed, and quartered then cut into three or four bite size pieces.
  • 2 cups cut fresh strawberries
  • 1 cup ripe peach washed, dried, peeled, seed removed, and quartered then cut into three or four bite size pieces.
  • juice of 3/4 tangerine
  • juice of 1 lemon
  • 1 tsp. cinnamon
  • 2 tbl. cornstarch

Topping:

  • 14 processed Coconut Chip Chip Cookies
  • 3 tbl melted butter
  • 2 tbl flour

DIRECTIONS Filling Preparation:

  1. In a large sauce pan, add the light brown and white sugars.
  2. Wash, dry, peel, cut, and prep all the fruits. Use a wedge of both lemon and tangerine to squeeze over the cut fruit to prevent oxidation.
  3. Turn on the heat under the pan with the sugar to medium heat.
  4. Add the apples and peaches to the pan.
  5. Squeeze half of a tangerine & lemon down over the fruit.
  6. Bring the sugar syrup to a bubble.
  7. Stir and let cook at a slow boil for 3-4 minutes.
  8. Add the strawberries and let cook another 3 minutes stirring occasionally.
  9. Turn the heat off, remove the pan from the heat, and let the fruits and syrup cool.  Make the crust while cooling.

Crust Preparation:

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
  2. Grease the pie pan with Crisco Butter Flavored Cooking Spray and then dust 9" pie pan with cocoa powder.
  3. Put 4 large graham crackers in the food processor and run until a find consistent crumb is achieved.
  4. Add the almond meal, cocoa powder, sugar, and flour into a food processor. Pulse until the dry ingredients are well-combined.
  5. Add the egg whites and the almond extract and mix until thoroughly combined.  Mixture will be thick and sticky!
  6. Have a cup of cold water on hand as you need to dampen your fingers to press the crust evenly into the pie pan with your fingers.
  7. Divide the sticky crust mix into fourths. Press the dough piece by piece evenly in the pie pan. There should be a tablespoon or so leftover, use that to reinforce the even center of the crust bottom but be sure to distribute it evenly.
  8. Once the crust is completely in the pie pan. Lightly blot the crust with a paper towel to remove excess moisture.
  9. Bake the crust on its own at 375 degrees for 10 minutes.
  10. Take it out of the oven. Let cool at least 15 minutes before filling.

Toppings Preparation:

  1. Process the cookies until a crumb is achieved.
  2. Soften 4 tbl of unsalted butter.
  3. In a small mixing bowl combine the cookie crumb, the flour, and the butter using your fingers to run the butter into the dry ingredients.

Pie Preparation:

  1. Heat oven to 375 degrees.
  2. Using a slotted spoon, add the fruit salad into the pre-baked crust.
  3. Drizzle 1 tsp. the pan syrup over the peaches and crust.
  4. Place the pie pan on a cookie sheet and bake for 25.
  5. Prepare the topping.
  6. At 25 minutes, remove the pie from the oven and add the entire cooking crumb topping over the fruit created a mound on top.
  7. Return the  pie to the oven and bake for an additional 12-15 minutes or until the entire cookie crumb topping is browned.
  8. Let pie cool to room temperature then let pie chill for 3 hours before serving.

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"But she looks as good as a winner." Slice of Chocolate Fruit Salad Pie.

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My Kitschy Kitchen, From the Outside In

Oh my, oh my, what an entirely bad blogger am I? This summer I am embracing my preemptive mid-life crisis with vigor by completely turning everything about my life upside down and inside out. So, let me show you what this thing is all about. At twenty-eight years I've abandoned the career for which I have been trained via 7 years of college and three years of 'in the field' working experience to pursue all that I can be in the culinary world. This change was much more calculated since discovering blogging way back in 2008 rekindling my inner kitchen's fires in comparison to my fleeing of Florida in early July for my home state of Pennsylvania instantaneously leaving the last twelve years of my life behind me. So you see, my blogging regiment has been severely impaired.

Luckily my family, friends, and most importantly my heroic boyfriend back in Florida still love me dearly supporting wholeheartedly my dreams of bright lights, baked goods, and all around culinary immersion in New York City which is precisely where Pete and I will be when this summer draws to an end. But before September 1st, 2010 arrives, or my official first day as a New Yorker and my introduction to cooking in a pre-war kitchen with zero counter tops and storage arrives, I thought now would be the opportune time to pay homage to the kitchen of my rude culinary awakening.  This past June when the Florida sunshine was blazing into our condo, I was staring at the kitchen admiring it's organization and it's truly one-of-a-kind decor. I purred to myself, "How lucky am I to have some much drawer space and interesting things to look at while I cook?" How lucky indeed. Of course at the moment inspiration struck I was pondering what mess I wanted to make in the kitchen on my day off, but seeing how pristine and unique this small alley kitchen looked I knew in half of a moment it must be documented in it's pre-meal state with expose photographs before I destroyed it with dinner and dessert.

To be honest, I am fully aware it's a cute and sometimes revolting cliche to package a post about kitchens and kitchen wares with the adjective 'kitschy,' yet I still can't help myself. I find my former Florida kitchen to be the new age of kitschy-ness with tattoo shop stickers, inappropriate and folk art, and a few hand-made plus vintage items rounding out our unique chop shop. Therefore, old friend, your time of true appreciation is at hand as I present My Kitchen Kitschy From the Outside In.

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Looking directly into the alley. On the far left wall is an original art piece by Dan Tag and on the far right are hand-painted scrolls from India. One is a man and the other is a woman and both are bringing in the harvest to eat. Quite literal and I love it. The art piece about the door is an original by Pete Triolo and it's a pink AK-47 with a rose. He made that for me when I had a really bad day a work.

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The Play Side. Our refrigerator has served as part of Pete's tattoo shop and artist and whatever else sticker collection and our combined amorous photo booth photos. We think it rules. Directly next to the fridge is most of my magic happens, or the prep counter also flanked by the oven. This design is clever because you are able to aptly move between the appliances as you cook.

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The Business Side. Or, the alternate portion of My Kitschy Kitchen. Here you see the majority of the cabinetry, most often read cookbooks, utensil overflow, sink, counter top appliances, and dishwasher. Also, I would die without these two additional counter spaces. The 'censored' sign picture belongs to the Bitch Skull artwork previously pictured to make the decor  more family-friendly in a moment's notice.

Now, let's take a closer look. These first pictures were like the breast exam portion of an OB/GYN visit,  so let's get in there and look in the drawers and all around to see how this kitchen really works.

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Paper and Textile Drawer. This is a deep drawer and allowed me to keep my recycled plastic shopping bags (for cleaning kittie boxes if you must know), to my extensive apron collection, to the essentials of foil and wax paper etc., to my towel linens, and finally to my crochet shopping bags.

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Container Drawer. This is another deep drawer directly under the paper and linen drawer. My amount of accrued Tupperware is appalling, but at least it all fits!

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Plate Ware Cabinet. Truly the contents of this cabinet is probably the closest to my heart for I used these items most frequently. The bottom shelf held bowls, small plates, my trusty hand mixer, measuring cups, and funnels. The second shelf up is large plate ware and the remainder of my cookbook collection including my mother's books from the 1970s. The third shelf held ramekins and decorative serving plates. Above that is the griddle, 9x12 baking dish with stand, and serving trays followed by the rest of my serving platter collection at the very top. 

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Cookbook Close-Up. I need my favorite cookbooks at a moment's notice so my  most influential books are on my former counter for instant accessibility. Anchoring this micro-library is my recipe notebook for capturing spontaneous magic, followed by Italian Family Cooking by Anne Casale which is next to Sustainably Delicious by Chef Michel Nischan, and last but never least is Lidia's Italy by Lidia Matticchio Bastianach.

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Small Pots Drawer. The stickers to the right indicate this is the set of drawers directly under my prep counter. The bottom drawer is the small pots drawer which also held the slow cooker my Grandmother gave me in the back right.

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Snack Drawer. This drawer is above and is as deep as the small pots drawer. No kitchen is complete without a snack drawer or a snack shelf stuffed with your most favorite guilty pleasures. I am not only a foodie, but I am an eater so behold my snacks and ye without late-night binging cast the first stone!

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Utensil Drawer. Of course it makes perfect organizational sense to have the utensil drawer directly under the prep counter space for maximized efficient cooking awesomeness.

My drawers have been bared, and their perfect little placements makes my Type A heart all a-flutter. While I will leave my former refrigerator's contents to wanton mystery, I will reveal other compartments of my cupboard-namely the baked goods and dry goods cabinets.
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Dry Goods Pantry Cabinet. Essentially, the dry goods cabinet should contain at all times your go-to ingredients and staples of dry, packaged, or canned foods. My highlights include as many spice and seasonings as possible on the first shelf, several types of vinegars on the second shelf, San Marzano Tomatoes on the third shelf, and a hearty stock of dried cranberries at the tippy top.

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Baking Goods Pantry Cabinet. This is the storage space I will miss most of all once a full NYC resident. All my baking needs neatly hanging out with each other directly over the oven, sigh. Isn't it beautiful? "What's so kitsch here?" you may be asking. Look to the upper left and you will see my retro cookie gun and pie slice saver. Both epicly useful in their own rights.

Thanks so much old friend for the meals, the memories, the a-ha's!, and the uh-oh's! Because we met, I am now a changed person forever and your place will be seared in my heart until I am a corpse. If no other resident sees and uses your vast potential for cooking and baking wonders, know that we had our moment in time totally in love with one another like The Notebook or Love Story or Twilight. And lastly, don't it always seem to go that you dont' know what you've got 'til it's gone? Know that I will miss you when I have no where to put down a hot pot, or am climbing a step stool every time I need anything from the only shelves in the whole place that are so damn high up, or even when a pilot light goes out. Stay golden, and stay kitsch. Love Always, Rachel.

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